For those of you who are only capable of serious thoughts, ponder on the following and the total meaning of life:
…If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
…Is it possible to be totally partial?
…Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
…What’s another word for thesaurus?
…Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
…Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
…Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
…If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
…If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
…If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless of naked?