Remembering What is Important

A woman bought a parrot to keep her company but returned it the next day. “This bird doesn’t talk”, she told the owner.

“Does he have a mirror in his cage?” he asked. “Parrots love mirrors. They see their reflection and start a conversation.” The woman bought a mirror and left.

The next day she returned; the bird still wasn’t talking. “How about a ladder? Parrots love ladders. A happy parrot is a talkative parrot.” The woman bought a ladder and left.

But the next day she was back. “Does your parrot have a swing? No? Well, that’s the problem. Once he starts swinging, he’ll talk up a storm.” The woman reluctantly bought a swing and left.

When she walked into the store the next day, her countenance had changed. “The parrot died,” she said. The pet store owner was shocked.

“I’m so sorry. Tell me, did he ever say a word?” he asked.

“Yes, right before he died,” the woman replied. “In a weak voice,  he asked me, ‘Don’t they sell any food at that pet store?”

 

 

 

 

 

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